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Audience:Jer-ry Jer-ry Jer-ry Jer-ry Jer-ry!!!
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Jerry, "Today we have on our show forbinnen Relationships! On our show today is James of Team Rocket! *James walks out* Audience:YAY!!!*Cheers* Jerry:James, why don't you tell us why you're here today? James:uh *blushes* I'm in love with my partner, Jessie, and she doesn't know it, and I don't think she likes me, she's always mad about something, and she tried to make me marry my fiance so I could get my inheritnece, even though I hated her (fiance). I think she just wanted my money, *sob* and if the boss found out he'd split us up for sure, and *full blown crying* I. I... I don't think...think I could live without my Jessie! *crying, runs backstage left* Jerry:Um, okay, Lets see Jessie, now. *Jessie walks out dressed like a fashion model, she's even redone her hair and has a fancy blue dress on*
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Audience:*cheers as Jessie walks out* Jerry:Jes; what do you think of your partner? Jessie:He's cute, dreamy, sweet, nice, smart, he has a great voice, and the coolest blue hair.*She gets that dreamy look in her eyes* Jerry to Security guy:If James has stopped crying tell him to come back out.(to Jessie) So you like him? Jessie:Yea Jerry:What do you think your boss would do if he found out if you two were dating? Jessie:I don't know, he'd probally split us up, but maybe not, he tends to pair people up with who they register with and we registered together. So, couldn't tell you. He'd probally be really mad though, and start yelling, like he always does.*Sob* James comes back out and sits down next to Jessie. Jerry:James do you want to tell her? James:Huh? What? Jerry:Whispers something to James.
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James:0h, yea (to Jessie)Jessica, you are so beautiful, smart, talented, and I wanted to tell you that I love you. Jessie:0h, James(they hug, cutly) James:0h, Jessie! Jerry:We have another surprise for you two, Your Boss!! Jessie and James:Ahhh! Giovanni looks at them and boy does he looked pissed, he sits down next to James. Jerry:Rocket Boss, what do you think of these two*points to Jes & Jim*being in a dating relationship? James screams:Don't kick us off the team!!! Giovanni, "I'm not going to kick you off the team, I'm going to kill you though if you two don't start doing your jobs!" James starts crying, "We tried! Oh we tried."
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James starts to cry even harder, while Jessie trys to keep a serious face, "We have been trying to catch that Pikachu you want!"
Giovanni, "What Pikachu?"
Jessie and James, "Huh??"
You don't know?" Jessie screams, "You morons!" Screams at Meowth in the audience, "We could have been trying to get something else instead of that twerps dumb Pikachu all of this time!"
"Uhhh, "Meowth stampers.
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Jessie picks up a chair and goes after Meowth. "WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Meowth screams. "Its all your fault!!!" Jessie screams as a security guard grabs her and holds her down before she gets as chance to kill. "We'll be right back after these quick messages from binford, "James says. "Huh?"Jerry. A stove topping stuffing comercial starts then some other comercials. Back on the show it appears everythings "kinda" calmed down! "Hello again, our next guest is, Butch, who is also from Team Rocket." Butch walks out and everybody cheers exept James, who boos, until Giovanni flashes him a nasty look, then he just whimpers. "Butch, what brings you here today??"Jerry says. "Cassidy and I are secretly in love, "Butch responds. "Oh, can you tell us more?" Jerry asks.
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"Our next guest is Cassidy, "Jerry says. Cassidy comes out and sits on Butch, and they start making out.
"Whore," Jessie says to herself. Then she gets really pissed off and throws a chair at them. Then another huge fight breaks out, and Giovanni starts dancing and singing, "I'm to sexy for my shirt."
"Thats all for our show today, join us tomorrow when our topic is, Talk Show Hosts Getting Therapy. Good night, and good bye.
Then they roll the credits and the fight rages in the background.
