She first came upon Meowth of Charms who was busily counting his charms. She then noticed James the Hungry savoring his hard-won prize. "Who would like to help me carry, um, buy some sugar?" The Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse asked.

"Not I." replied Meowth of Charms. "I've gotta count my collection."

"Not I." replied James the Hungry. "I'm eating."

In a fit of rage, the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse used her amazing superpower of pulling objects out of nowhere. She produced a large, paper fan and swiftly clobbered the others. Then, she put on her sunglasses and stormed down the road, leaving Meowth of Charms to start recounting, and James the Hungry with his green eyes filling with tears...He Had Lost His Donut!!!!!!!!

In awhile, the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse had made it to the local store. In a fit of hungry rage, she stormed down the aisles towards the sugar, throwing carts out of her way as she went. She finally paused to check her hair, and heard someone trying to sell a Magikarp.

"Do you want a swell Magikarp?" he hopefully inquired.

"Heck no!" the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse said. "Outta my way!" and she plowed right past.

"Aw shuckies!" the guy complained. "Maybe I can bribe someone with a donut..." it was pretty obvious what hungry person bought the fish on his next trip to the store.

Anyway, the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse got the sugar and started outside. The sun was very bright, so she put on sunscreen to help keep her skin perfect, then started back to start her pie.

When she began to make the pie crust, she noticed that weren't any apples!

"Drat! The apples are in the next field and I don't want to spend so much time picking fruit!" she said aloud, hoping someone would hear and offer some help, but no one was around. She stormed outside to find Meowth of Charms who was busily playing with some string. Then she saw James the Hungry who was still searching for the lost donut. "Who would like to help me pick apples?" The Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse asked.

"Not I." replied Meowth of Charms. "I'm trying to play, er, exercise."

"Not I." whined James the Hungry. "I'm looking for my donut!"

"Awright! Be that way!" the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse hollered. Once again, she used her superpower and made a large, owie mallet appear. Clobbering each, she realized that doing so might not make them want to help. Nah... she thought, walking away. They're just as helpful and considerate as a Slowpoke with its tail on fire. She made it to the apple trees and began her work. It was then that she noticed a crazy little chicken sitting under a tree, looking as if it were expecting something.

"What are you doing?" she asked the startled chicken.

"I am trying to take over the world." it replied.

"How?" the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse asked.

"If I discover some scientific law, I could." it clucked as if speaking a normal conversation. "If Newton could, so can I."

"Well, while you're waiting, do you want to help me?" she asked.

"How can I take over the world by picking apples?!" the chicken exclaimed.

"Then take this! Hwaaaa!" the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse cried as she hurled an apple at its head. Then the dizzy chicken wandered away, mumbling about his odds in a presidential election.

The Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse continued picking apples wondering what was so great about chickens. So what if they invented the egg? Soon, she had finished, and started back, lugging the bucket behind her. When she got back, she noticed Meowth of Charms filing his claws, and was surprised to see James the Hungry had given up his search and had started to cook a sirloin steak.

She was relieved to find that she didn't need to get any more ingredients, and started once again on her pie. She was very careful not to get anything on her clothes because she didn't wear an apron. She was afraid she'd end up resembling the fashionably challenged Pokefairy Princess Brock. (from another fanfic about him and Prince James) Finally, the pie was ready for the oven. As she opened the preheated stove, she saw a tiny little Beedrill stagger out.

"What were you doing in there and how did you survive?" the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse asked the smoldered Pokemon. It took one look into her eyes, then cried out, "Woohoohoo! I feel my temperature risin'!" then proceeded to dance a little jig in front of the amazed baker. "I'm your hunk, a hunk o' burnin' love!" it exclaimed.

The poor Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse was over her state of shock by then, and became appalled at this statement. "How dare you, you little beast!" she cried. Having an extra apple, she quickly smooshed the miniature Beedrill and tossed it carelessly into the trash. "I wonder if this stove is safe..." she wondered aloud. Making a quick check to see if any other crazy little creatures were there, she decided to put the pie in.

In about an hour, the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse took the pie out. It smelled delicious. She decided to show it off to the others since she had never made a pie before, so she went outside. Meowth of Charms had started to file his claws again when he smelled the pie.

"Hey Jess, I'll be glad to help you eat dat!" Meowth of Charms offered while ceasing his filing.

"No way!" the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse barked. "You never even helped!" and with that, she pulled out her mallet again and clobbered him.

Next, she saw James the Hungry about to eat his steak.

"Hey Jess, I'll be glad to help you eat that!" he hopefully offered. The Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse was amazed. She was so angry that she lost all control.

"You Never Even Helped!!!" she hollered as she shoved the pie in his face with a splut.

As James the Hungry stood there, contemplating the incident, the Little Glamorous But Sometimes Violent Jesse took his steak and ate it.

THE END